XPost: rec.sport.unicycling, alt.fan.heinlein, alt.culture.french-polynesia   
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   viva brisvegas   
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   th psychic blog   
      
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   The Contours   
   'Do You Love Me'   
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   not much no   
      
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   dont live in brisvegas anymore   
      
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   Korn   
   'Korn - Cameltosis'   
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   out here at   
      
   pine rivers   
      
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   without th posts   
   to play in   
      
      
   in th city   
   it aint worth goin in   
      
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   can ride on bitumen amongst th cars anywhere   
      
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   on my out there unicycle   
      
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   done me a favour dickless tracy   
      
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   and th unicycle man   
   doesnt have to frequent th capital city;s   
      
   streets anymore   
      
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   gave up   
   singin in th fortitude valley   
      
   on street corners   
   more than six months before   
      
      
   unrequited sex and drugs n rock n roll is for   
      
      
   chicks   
      
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   done my time   
      
   cant stand th public   
      
   not even fond of them   
      
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   somethin about th big city   
      
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   The Kinks   
   'Everybody's Gonna Be Happy'   
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   hmm   
      
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   well they wont be smilin at my   
   extreme unicycle   
      
   not in brisvegas   
      
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   been touring th   
      
   little towns   
      
   down in new south wales   
      
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   th last coupel of weekends   
      
      
   liek alwyas   
      
   ppl smile when th unicycle goes nuts   
      
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   th venue doesnt matter   
      
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   has it got good street furniture ?   
      
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   fucked if i know man   
   they fucked in th head   
      
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   no skatebowl   
   in th city   
      
   to jump my unicycle off   
      
      
   too tame   
      
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   Kristin Hersh   
   'Kristin Hersh & Michael Stipe '   
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   'your ghost'   
      
   rock n roll paulie is a myth   
      
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   all scenes die   
      
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   cant play amongst th street furniture   
      
   i'm holding three fines already and   
      
      
   th public never give me anything   
      
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   the smiles on dials deal   
      
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   cunt's already smiled   
   wot;s he gunna pay for ?   
      
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   lot u know   
      
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   oh yr one of those fuckheads   
   who yells out at me   
      
   in th street as i sail bye   
      
      
      
   that i'm talented   
      
      
   yr a joke   
      
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   Pink Floyd   
   'Comfortably Numb'   
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   heard it before   
      
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   amazing   
      
   cool   
      
      
      
   shit liek that   
      
      
   not impressed anymore   
      
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   rather fly th   
   suspension monoshock unicycle   
      
      
   round th bmx track   
   by myself   
      
   than travel to th city   
   to listen to such shit   
      
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   th mp3 player   
   just   
      
   doesnt block it all out   
      
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   i have my diaries   
   of bein a sreet entertainer   
      
   after midnight   
   six yrs in brisvegas   
      
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   i've got th travelling bug   
      
   my walkabout gene kickin in   
      
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   been in three coastal towns in   
      
   three weeks   
      
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   and lookin inland   
      
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   dropped over the redcliffe   
   skatebowl wall   
      
   yesterday   
   on anzac day   
      
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   public holiday   
      
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   catwmmoan says she   
   likes my   
   witchdoctor vibe   
      
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   maybe   
      
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   i dunno   
      
   maybe   
      
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   redheads not my favourite flavoured pussie   
      
      
      
   right now   
      
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   Marianne Faithfull   
   'Pirate Jenny'   
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   i dunno catwoman   
      
   black's got other ideas   
      
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   neatly dumped brizzie   
      
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   with it;s   
   fortitude valley   
      
      
   nicely named   
   badly run   
      
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   havent hauled th guitar out of th car   
   from th weekend yet   
      
   only seem to play it for catwoman   
      
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   oh   
   and her son   
      
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   trippy got   
   third outright and   
   best in class   
      
   not bad for 800 cc   
      
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   against th 1600's   
      
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   it fuckin goes man   
      
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   "it earnin th stickers its wearin"   
      
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   we'll come down tomorrow night   
      
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   shed party   
      
      
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   The Eagles   
   'Witchy Woman'   
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   i got a full bowl of green   
      
   right here   
      
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   scuse i   
      
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   cmere thang   
      
   give us th bong or i'll   
      
   blow yr fuckin hand off   
      
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   gettin nicely toasted break...   
      
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   Pink Floyd   
   'Fearless'   
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   big stereo on:   
      
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   25 feet up today   
   hangin off a barge tile   
      
   that aint nailed down   
   that aint even   
      
   vertical   
   inclined into th roof   
      
   wot;s holding me up ?   
      
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   th old bugger couldnt watch anymore   
   took th hint   
      
      
   i'm doin somethin dangerous   
      
   should u be talking to me ?   
      
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   no fuckin safety net   
      
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   u want a nice job or   
   u want me to do a fucked job ?   
      
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   th barge tiles   
   are wot u be lookin at   
   for th nxt ten yrs   
      
   not wot th spray painters do   
      
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   smart old bugger   
      
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   i gave him nice cut lines and   
      
   his barge tiles   
   are gunna end up with   
      
   three top coats   
      
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   maybe it;s th name of th street ya live in   
   i cant be bothered to explain   
      
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   th rain water tank   
   was a litle misunderstanding   
      
   hmm   
      
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   but he's drained it   
      
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   and it only rained for ten minutes   
   at three am   
      
   was it worth gettin out of bed for   
   and fuckin our worksite   
      
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   Marcy Playground   
   'Sex And Candy'   
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   we left   
   markers on th big ladder   
      
   we left layin on th ground   
   if it;s been used   
      
   we'll know   
      
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   dont walk up there old man   
      
   those brown tiles are   
      
      
   brand new   
      
   slick as   
      
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   i steppe dover a hip   
   today   
      
   in th shade and   
      
   had another fuckin slip   
      
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   th paint not gone off yet and   
      
   i'm chasin barges i can get to   
      
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   bum on th edge and   
      
   one leg hangin off th edge and   
      
   paintin barge tiles that   
      
   are tryin to hide under th roof   
      
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   Tears for Fears   
   'Everybody Wants To Rule The Wo'   
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   little bastard   
      
      
   at least ya havent got fucked edges   
      
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   i'll see how overboard i go   
      
   on th sawtoothing   
      
      
   mostly depends on how much he hovers   
      
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   ubt if i dont do it   
   it;ll always look a little   
      
   wrong   
      
      
   but most cant pick why   
      
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   fool the eye   
      
      
   u have to bee an artist   
      
   to understand   
      
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   "or a painter"   
   same thing   
      
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   only one i had to paint   
      
   upside down on my back   
      
      
      
   usin th edge of th ladder   
      
   to stop me fallin off   
      
      
   dont break now ockie strap   
      
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   wot a weird little return   
      
   nearly missed it   
      
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   A Perfect Circle   
   'Sleeping Beauty'   
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   who fuckin designed this ?   
      
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   dont tell me   
      
   it was an architect   
      
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   looks pretty but   
      
   try t work on it   
      
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   only got a sprinkling of safety rails on it and   
      
   mostly where ya dont need em   
      
      
      
   compliant   
      
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   maybe th   
      
   paper tape   
      
      
   th masking tape   
      
   will stick enough to stop me goin over   
      
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   little brother   
   finally   
      
   got back to me about that late roof   
      
   i left five slips   
      
      
   on it;s front face   
      
   unmasking   
      
      
   ugly fuckers too   
      
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   at smoko wi th rest of th roofers   
      
      
   he brought it up   
      
      
      
   three of em   
   were from th first slip   
      
      
   took two steps   
      
   still sliding   
      
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   i told ya bout em   
   knew u were returning to spray th top roof   
      
      
   just fix these coupel little slips big fella   
      
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   rare i slip   
      
      
   more rare i leave   
      
   five biggens on a roof   
      
      
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   u'll get over it   
      
   i have   
      
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   todays wasnt as frightening   
      
   or as high   
      
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   i shouldnt have stepped there   
   remind me later will ya   
      
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   not quite dry   
      
      
   time for a durrie   
      
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   Limp Bizkit   
   'Rollin (Uncensored)'   
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   nah actually   
   i had a tailor made   
      
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   but it had to fit   
      
   th song coming   
      
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   rollin durries   
      
      
      
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