XPost: alt.cyberpunk, alt.fan.beable, alt.idiots   
   XPost: alt.memetics, alt.religion.kibology, alt.slack   
   XPost: alt.webtrance   
   From: schwann@no!dontspam!%webtrance.co.za   
      
   In article , schwa242   
   @yahoo.com says...   
   > Schwann  wrote in   
   > news:MPG.1a3f3d18dc4cf24c9896a5@news.telkomsa.net:   
   >   
   > > of course that's your answer because you have been taught by a teacher   
   > > like Kaevin...habitual answers? ho hum...what a puke meme...   
   >   
   > THERE IS NO KIBO, ONLY KAEVIN!   
   >   
   > Congratulations, Schwann, you have unmasked the truth behind   
   > alt.religion.kibology and how it is really alt.religion.kaeeveinology, and   
   > have therefore ascended to a Level 14 Usenet Shaman.  Thanks for playing,   
   > and keep rolling them dice.   
   >   
   > Your friend,   
   >   
   > The DungeonMaster   
   >   
      
   Bro! kaevinology? it's a pity that Kaevin has been taken by the mashed   
   potato man, if only I'd known earlier....we've long suspected the   
   involvement of a quasi-human intelligence...   
      
   Viz:   
      
   The Creakin Door through which our universe is scheduled to be vacuumed   
   is creaking open ahead of time because people like Kaevin, who sacrifice   
   the youth of others to embrace triviality, are working in our solar   
   system so that it will become more suitable for occupation by Alien Life   
   Forms.   
      
   In order to survive, Mankind now needs the Organic Password of   
   Unification to keep the door closed and to prevent more low level crudd   
   bubbling up from the Kaevin multiple personality forebrain.   
      
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
   cut to Kaevin: Neurons scramble. Fingers stiffen over keyboard.   
   Hopefully, no more words come:>   
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
   He rubs his whacked eyes. He can't take much more. Terror clutches at   
   him for an instant, but he shrugs it off with a yawn. It's just another   
   day, give or take a few timezones.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)