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   Message 128 of 230   
   David Dalton to All   
   Sam-->Eric-->Britney sandwich position   
   08 Aug 23 03:30:57   
   
   XPost: alt.music.billy-joel, alt.celebrities, alt.showbiz.gossip   
   XPost: rec.music.misc, alt.rock-n-roll   
   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   I think my matchmaking ability has returned.   
      
   From   
   https://groups.google.com/g/alt.religion.druid/c/yiFi1WqTGPg :   
      
   "Billy Joel is bim and a good match for him is   
   straight-type-2-F Gwyneth Paltrow.   
      
   Her husband Brad Falchuk is straight-type-1-M   
   and a good match for him is Jessica Simpson.   
      
   Her husband Eric is bim and a good match   
   for him is straight-type-2-F Britney Spears.   
      
   Billy Joelıs wife is bimT, so they are optimally   
   compatible, and there could be a threesome   
   of them and Gwyneth Paltrow..."   
      
   That is from 2021, and I forgot to check if Britney   
   had a partner.  Her husband Sam is gay, so they   
   have a platonic relationship which could be   
   bridged by Eric, e.g. in the Eric sandwich   
   Sam-->Eric-->Britney.   
      
   By bim I mean male attracted to both genders, not   
   necessarily having sex with both genders.   
      
   Straight-type-2-F is compatible (orgasmic up close)   
   only with bims (e.g. the "circle of fire" in Kate Bush's   
   song Lily).   
      
   For my recent and ongoing supposed progress see alt.religion.druid .   
      
   For background material, including my Eight Sexual Harmonics   
   theory, see my Salmon on the Thorns web page.   
      
   --   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   "This could be the final breath; This is life and death;   
   This is hard rock and water; Out here between wind and flame;   
   Between tears and elation; Lies a secret nation" (Ron Hynes)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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