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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   Emmylou Harris is bif (woman attracted to both genders) and   
   is optimally compatible, both sexually and personality-wise,   
   with straight-type-2-M (man compatible, orgasmic up close,   
   only with bifs) Tony Ploughman, who is manager of Fred’s Records   
   here in St. John’s, Newfoundland, and will be responsible   
   for sales of Emmylou Harris recordings during the upcoming   
   Newfoundland and Labrador Folk Festival. She may also be   
   interested in his pictures of John Prine visiting the store.   
      
   This may seem like a long shot, but note that Emmylou and   
   Tony are now both in the Beothuk species (one of 55 species   
   in human species group globally) and are not compatible   
   with anyone in the other 54 species, and there may be   
   few Beothuk straight-type-2 men near Emmylou right now.   
   Also Emmylou is no longer attracted to straight-type-1 men,   
   bims (men attracted to both genders), or gay men.   
      
   Both Emmylou and her friend Sarah McLachlan now   
   should have matchmaking ability, as I do (at least   
   for now), and should be able to confirm the good   
   match between Emmylou and Tony, as could   
   Colleen Power, Petrina Bromley, and JE Solo.   
   (But note that I didn’t have the matchmaking ability   
   in 1997--1999 and 2003--2005 when I thought I did.)   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to   
   find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)