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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Jan 2, 2026, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2F08A61D00F3CE6B70000AAFF38F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > I heard on CBC Radio on New Year’s Eve that Jann Arden   
   > is engaged.   
   >   
   > Since she has been straight-type-2-F with an old lock, I figured   
   > it would be a platonic relationship with a gay, unless she   
   > had finally gotten together with her old lock bim or bimT.   
   >   
   > However I just saw her fiancee Thordis Elva on Facebook   
   > and she has been gayT, so I doubt Jann has been orgasmic with her.   
   >   
   > But if my mystic workings are finally having an effect,   
   > in the evolution Jann’s old lock has been broken across   
   > species boundaries and Jann has become   
   > two-spirit straight-type-2-F/straight-type-2-MT Hain   
   > and Thordis Elva has become two-spirit bif/bimT Hain   
   > and they are now optimally sexually compatible rather   
   > than just bridge compatible.   
   >   
   > If my workings are not yet having an effect then Jann needs   
   > to get permission from her old lock bim or bimT   
   > to be involved with other bims or bimTs. She   
   > would have had past significant touch and   
   > eye contact (not necessarily at the same time)   
   > with her old lock bim or bimT. Once she has   
   > that permission there could then be a bim or   
   > bimT (such as Scarlett Johansson, Julia Roberts, Kate   
   > Winslet, Bjork, Cara Delevingne, Ivan Coyote, Kellie Loder,   
   > Liz Fagan, or Mattea Roach of Jeopardy fame)   
   > in between Jann and Thordis in a bridged   
   > or V threesome. But if my workings are having   
   > an effect that would not be necessary.   
   >   
   > Also note that Jann Arden has animal husbandry   
   > special ability, as do Enya, Ian Hanomansing,   
   > Eckhart Tolle, and Ilia Nicoll. See my recent Enya   
   > thread on alt.religion.druid for details on this ability.   
   >   
   > Jann’s fiancee Thordis Elva has (waking meditative)   
   > precog special ability (up to one year in the future).   
   > (On the other hand Sarah McLachlan has prophetic   
   > dreams special ability, from one year in the future   
   > onward.)   
   >   
   > Also note that January 3 is Women Rock! Day :-)   
      
   My latest Sisyphean attempt has failed yet again   
   so Jann is still straight-type-2-F (female compatible,   
   orgasmic up close, only with bims, males attracted   
   to both genders) and Thordis is still gayT. However   
   I plan to try again beginning at the closest approach   
   of the Earth to the Sun, which will be at 1715 UTC   
   January 3, which also coincides with a Supermoon,   
   or a close approach of the Moon to the Earth. But   
   there might not be effects for a few hours after that.   
      
   Now years ago I said a good match for Jann   
   would be bim Rick Mercer.   
      
   If my workings begin having an effect and there is   
   a species split, that will no longer be the case   
   since Rick will be Beothuk and Jann will be Hain.   
      
   However my workings are not working yet so   
   if Jann gets permission from her old lock to be   
   involved with another bim, there could be a   
   foursome of Jann-->Rick-->(Thordis, Rick’s gay partner).   
   If that formed and then my workings started working   
   later I think they would become a Vico four-spirit   
   foursome.   
      
   Anyway, congratulations to Jann and Thordis.   
      
   For further progress see alt.religion.druid .   
      
   --   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “And now the angry morning; Gives the early signs of warning; You must   
   face alone the plans you make; Decisions they will try to break” (S.McL.)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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