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|    Why world peace is tough!    |
|    07 Oct 04 01:47:03    |
      XPost: alt.security.terrorism, alt.terrorism.world-trade-center, can.military       XPost: can.politics, talk.politics       From: sam@hotmail.com              This is a multi-part message in MIME format.              Why world peace is tough!       Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and       the other sat next to him in the middle seat.              Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After       takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was       settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up       and get a coke."              "Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat; I'll get it       for you."              As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and       spat in it. When the American returned with the coke, the other Arab       said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."              Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.              While he was gone the other Arab picked up the American's other shoe       and spat in it.              When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.       As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes       and knew immediately what had happened.              "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.              "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This       hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"                                                                              |
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