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   Message 125 of 167   
   Sam to All   
   Why world peace is tough!   
   07 Oct 04 01:47:03   
   
   XPost: alt.security.terrorism, alt.terrorism.world-trade-center, can.military   
   XPost: can.politics, talk.politics   
   From: sam@hotmail.com   
      
   This is a multi-part message in MIME format.   
      
   Why world peace is tough!   
   Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and   
   the other sat next to him in the middle seat.   
      
   Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After   
   takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was   
   settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up   
   and get a coke."   
      
   "Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat; I'll get it   
   for you."   
      
   As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and   
   spat in it. When the American returned with the coke, the other Arab   
   said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."   
      
   Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.   
      
   While he was gone the other Arab picked up the American's other shoe   
   and spat in it.   
      
   When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.   
   As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes   
   and knew immediately what had happened.   
      
   "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.   
      
   "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This   
   hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
   
       
       

Why world peace is        tough!

       

Two Arabs boarded a flight out       of        London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle        seat.

       

Just before takeoff, an American        sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off,        wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,        "I need to get up and get a coke."

       

"Don't get up," said       the        American, "I'm in the aisle seat; I'll get it for you."

       

As soon as he left, one of the        Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When the American returned        with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one,        too."

       

Again, the American obligingly        went to fetch it.

       

While he was gone the other Arab        picked up the American's other shoe and spat in it.

       

When the American returned, they        all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American        slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had        happened.

       

"Why does it have to be this        way?" he asked.

       

"How long must this go on?        This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting       in        shoes and pissing in cokes?"

       

 

              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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