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   From: SWilliams07171964II@hotmail.com   
      
   Three terrorists were leisurely at home during dinner time getting   
   ready to implement a terror attack in New York City.  During that   
   time, one of them sat on a couch and turned on the TV for the evening   
   news while the rest of them were occupied with other things in the   
   same room.   
      
   TV news reporter:   
   The Department of Homeland Security has just released today   
   intelligence findings that indicate that terrorists are planning to   
   attack the New York City Ferry system that runs between Manhattan and   
   Staten Island.  Homeland Security has therefore declared that they   
   will have to raise the terror alert to yellow, and ...   
      
   [The terrorist watching the TV desperately beckons his fellow comrades   
   to come to the TV set, and they all gather to hear the rest.   
      
   After they have heard everything, the one first watching the TV said:]   
      
   Hey, we will have to right a thank you letter to President Bush for   
   alerting us that our actions are being tracked.  You know we will have   
   to change our plans now.  I’m so grateful for all the efforts this guy   
   does to prevent us from being incarcerated!   
      
   In His Grace,   
      
      
   Susan   
      
      
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