XPost: ca.politics, can.politics, can.politics.bc.politics   
   XPost: can.politics.native, can.politics.ncf.general, can.taxes   
   From: SWilliams07171964II@hotmail.com   
      
   STUPID AMERICANS!   
      
   RRRIIIINGGGG...   
      
   RRRIIIINGGGG...   
      
   RRRIIIINGGGG...   
      
   Terrorist #2:   
   Hello!   
      
   Terrorist #1:   
   Hello.  Muhammad Rachmad?   
      
   Muhammad Rachmad:   
   Yes.  Is this Ibrahim?   
      
   Ibrahim:   
   Yes.   
      
   Very excited.  Want to tell you of new plan.  The best thing to do we   
   conclude is to send our men to America and have them trained to fly   
   planes.  That way they can hijack the planes, and, instead of calling   
   for a ransom or anything, we can have them use the planes to ram into   
   buildings.   
      
   Muhammad Rachmad:   
   What are you talking about?  We thought of that already.  We've been   
   through that before.  It's been 50 years since World War II, and you   
   know we have not had much success staging terror attacks against the   
   United States!  We were virtually always caught!  America is   
   considered impregnable to terror attacks!   
      
   Remember also that we understood our plates were full enough with   
   Israel on our hands?  We've already discussed what would be gained   
   having a super-power to add to our plight.  Didn't we discuss this   
   before?   
      
   Ibrahim:   
   Don't worry.  Trust me. Things will be different this time.  Yes,   
   America was impregnable to terror attacks, but that will all change.   
   Something is different this time.   
      
   Muhammad Rachmad:   
   What is it that is different?   
      
   Ibraham:   
   Nevermind that.  Just trust me.  We're planning to fly planes from   
   several locations.  Three planes from different cities to fly to New   
   York.  We've decided the best target would be the World Trade Center   
   buildings.   
      
   Muhammad Rachmad:   
   Where are you planning to fly the planes from?   
      
   Ibrahim:   
   Well, right now we plan one plane to fly from Boston.   
      
   Muhammad Rachmad:   
   Are you mad!  You all are telling me you are going to fly planes from   
   a long distance away in order to crash into two prominent US buildings   
   in the most controlled airspace in the country?!  YOU ALL HAVE LOST   
   IT!  Why can't you hijack the plane from New York itself?!   
      
   Ibrahim:   
   No, don't worry!  Trust me!  It will go through!   
      
   Muhammad Rachmad:   
   Why are you so sure it will go through?  You almost sound as if you   
   believe the planes would be LET THROUGH!   
      
   Ibrahim:   
   EXACTLY!  Trust me!  There is great leader who will let the hijacked   
   planes through!   
      
   Muhammad Rachmad:   
   YOU ARE NUTS!  I can't understand what has come over you!   
      
   Ibrahim:   
   WE WOULD NOT DO THIS IF WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD GO THROUGH!   
      
   We will even have time to let the passengers call home so that we can   
   make the situation more distressful to the stupid Americans!   
      
   Muhammad Rachmad:   
   So you have connections with the Americans?   
      
   Ibrahim:   
   Put it this way.  If we fail, we would be the laughing stock of all   
   Islam to pull off such a feat from a great distance.  Trust me: IT   
   WILL GO THROUGH!  There is great leader in American who will help us!   
      
   Not only that, I bet you even after that, the stupid Americans will   
   re-elect that great leader claiming him to be a protector from   
   terrorism!   
      
   Muhammad Rachmad:   
   You think the Americans are that stupid??   
      
   Ibrahim:   
   You watch and see.  DON'T WORRY!  YOU JUST TRUST ME!  We're not   
   talking about the British here.  We're talking about the Americans!   
      
   Hey, gotta go.  I think I'm being watched...   
      
   Click...   
      
   In His Grace,   
      
      
   Susan   
      
      
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